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Satire
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Two Weeks' Notice
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"You've got to promise me that what I’m about to tell you does not leave this office."
"Don't worry, Mr. President. You know your secrets are safe with me."
"I'm not sure how to put this."
"Sir, what is it?"
"Well, Dick, I've been thinking about things a lot lately, and well, let me get straight to the point. You know me as well as anybody around here, and I need you to write me a letter of recommendation." |
06 May 2004 by Dave Dvorak
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Dear Lens Crafters Employee
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So you see a young girl walk into your store looking at potential frames. She tries on several pairs, pausing to wonder how a pair of rimless eyeglasses can cost a hundred and ninety-nine dollars for the frames alone when they have no frames to speak of. . . . |
02 Jan 2004 by Raquel D'Apice
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Republican National Committee Gets Honest
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Today, the RNC released the preamble of the 2004 GOP Campaign Platform bearing a motto of: "Screwing Americans on Purpose, Together." . . . |
04 Nov 2003 by Jason Blair
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